Text; un: @Emissary

[zodiheart]

Do not partake of the bathtub moonshine.

Comments

[miniroth]

I'm going to have to introduce you to the basics of safety when it comes to experiments. Rule number one is to never, ever test anything on yourself.

text. @ofnoconsequence

[fatedfinality]

thas a stupid rul

[miniroth]

You don't get an opinion. How are you feeling? Can you stand?

1/2

[fatedfinality]

of course I c



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[fatedfinality]

I can stand just fine

[miniroth]

[Nobody can see exactly how skeptical he is about that.]

If there is a window, please open it.

[fatedfinality]

what? no
you have to keep it air sealed
I did the best I could but opening a window will ruin things

[miniroth]

You can't seal alcohol in a bathtub by keeping a window shut. It's exposed to open air already.

[fatedfinality]

it's in a container!
that's too big for the sink
So it's in the bathtub

[zodiheart]

Please remove your feet from my back.

[fatedfinality]

you're not my bathroom rug
at least my rug couldn't text last time I checked

[zodiheart]

If you desired me under you so badly you could have just asked.

[fatedfinality]

ha!
good to know for the future, at least

[zodiheart]

What did you add that made pulp?

Hard pulp.

[fatedfinality]

that is called the mash
the berries and oranges and
other things
grains
mashed together
you know
mash

[zodiheart]

I do not think.

Wait. Other things?

[fatedfinality]

nothing dangerous
or poisonous
It's been a while, but I remember how to forage

[zodiheart]

I think there may perhaps be.

Contaminants.

[fatedfinality]

I did clean everything before using it in the mash
but we really should have filtered it before trying, I realize
oh well
live and learn

[zodiheart]

If not me, then who?

I am more likely to endure despite how poorly I feel.

Would not like to inflict this on another.

[miniroth]

Someone else, so you may tend to them if something goes awry, as opposed to being face down on the floor while those who wish to tend you desperately try to find you.

[zodiheart]

Ardyn house.

I am face up.

Right now.

[His writing is looking worse.]

[miniroth]

Unfortunately we don't know where that is but we'll find you, several of us are looking right now. There's only so many houses you can be in. Please lie on your side if you can.

[zodiheart]

I cannot.

Ardyn has attempted to stand on me.

He is bigger.

Should I make myself bigger?

[miniroth]

If you think it would help. It is important that you not be lying on your back or on your face however.