Text; un: @Emissary

[zodiheart]

Do not partake of the bathtub moonshine.

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[miniroth]

You don't get an opinion. How are you feeling? Can you stand?

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[fatedfinality]

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[fatedfinality]

I can stand just fine

[miniroth]

[Nobody can see exactly how skeptical he is about that.]

If there is a window, please open it.

[fatedfinality]

what? no
you have to keep it air sealed
I did the best I could but opening a window will ruin things

[miniroth]

You can't seal alcohol in a bathtub by keeping a window shut. It's exposed to open air already.

[fatedfinality]

it's in a container!
that's too big for the sink
So it's in the bathtub

[miniroth]

Then recap it, and open a window.

[zodiheart]

Please remove your feet from my back.

[fatedfinality]

you're not my bathroom rug
at least my rug couldn't text last time I checked

[zodiheart]

If you desired me under you so badly you could have just asked.

[fatedfinality]

ha!
good to know for the future, at least

[zodiheart]

Or over you.

I am not picky.

Except for right now because that would unfortunately crush you.

[fatedfinality]

yes, with your current size...
it would be rather difficult to figure out logistics for
much of anything, actually, but especially something like that

not that I'm particularly known for my wise decisions

[zodiheart]

It appears we shall have to table this topic for another time.

I do not know if either of us would be able to properly perform in our states. Not for lack of trying, of course.

Having others walk in whilst in the middle also is not something I enjoy the idea of.

Perhaps at a later time, should with wish to brave my natural size.

[fatedfinality]

Whiskey dick would only add to insult to injury to any attempt, it's true
So we'll shelf it for now
Plenty of other enjoyable ways to pass the time
Granted, I do think I'll have more company to entertain soon since your friends are on the way

[zodiheart]

Indeed. I shall follow up at a later time.

They are rather efficient, are they not?

I am terribly fond of them.

[fatedfinality]

I can see why
Rallying the troops to get to you, it's quite cute


[ He must mean an awful lot them. That's something that Ardyn can use, but- The edge of his lips pull down into a slight frown at the nagging stab of guilt about considering such a thing deep in his mind. It's not his thought, he's sure, since guilt is an emotion the man rarely grapples with anymore. ]

Not to worry, I'll turn you over to the more responsible individuals without a fuss

[zodiheart]

It is nothing that I would not do for them, and well they know it. Much and more, besides.

Were you to cause a fuss, it would be amusing. Though, more likely than not to damage your home beyond repair.

[fatedfinality]

Between them and the arson-happy teenager, I doubt I'll have a home remaining by the morrow

[zodiheart]

Whatever damage is done, I shall repair it. Even should your house be burned to the ground. Of course, that will take far longer to fix.

New houses take some time to build, after all.

[fatedfinality]

Oh, no need. I'll get to the repairs myself eventually
I appreciate the offer though

for now, I'll enjoy my new skylight and bathe in the river if I must

[zodiheart]

You say this, yet I may do so regardless.

I tend to be a man who keeps my word.

Such as the offer of company when you have need or desire.

[fatedfinality]

[ And what is a man if not his word, hm? ]

I won't stop you, mind, just know I'm not expecting anything
Not that I doubt you exactly, just better to not hope for too much with most people I've learned

[zodiheart]

Then it shall be left to me to make repairs despite your expectations. Consider them done prior to two days hence.

An unfortunate lesson no doubt bitterly learned. You deserve better.

[Ardyn doesn't know that Elidibus knows the full story, and he does not share that information yet. Still, he believes what he says.]